Again, another “It Can Only Happen to Me” story:

I will keep this one short. Yesterday in the supermarket, in the cereal aisle, I was looking for Total Whole Wheat cereal. A gentleman was standing in front of the Total cereal area and asked him if I could just reach over to get a box. As I began to reach over, the top shelf slipped somehow and boxes of cereal poured down upon me and the man standing next to me.

When the rain shower of cereal stopped, I laughed.

This stuff can only happen to me.